How To Audition For a TV Game Show

"I am not an animal; I am a human being!" The Elephant Man's anguished cry was intended to make his tormentors aware of his humanity. For it is this humanity which distinguishes us from the lower life forms. The other major trait distinguishing us from our fellow animals is that man is the only species that regularly auditions to be a TV game show contestant.

"You actually have to audition to be on a TV game show?" I hear you non-game show veterans asking. What, do you think they just pull the contestants in from the riff-raff on the street? Oh, sure, it seems that way--my inclusion in that group being a clear tip-off, but the screening process to be chosen as a game show contestant makes becoming a CIA agent, in comparison, a snap.

No, these game shows don't just take anybody.



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